Water should be free - it is dipshit

This is related to the whole topic about money that I'll be getting at in the coming posts. I knew some communist cocksucker dude back in college who said, "why do we have to pay for water? Water should be free," while holding up a bottle of water.

Bullshit?: Water should be free.

The Truth: It is dumbass. It's the bottle, the treatment and the transportation that costs money.


Free

When that dicksucker held up the bottle of water, he failed to realize several factors:
1) He's not only holding up water, but plastic as well. And that plastic didn't fall out of the sky. Water does, that's why it's free.
2) That water didn't fall into his hand either. It was hauled over from a far away place. That one small bottle may not seem like a big deal, but considering that the company that bottled the water brought along about a million of his buddies, that's a lot.
3) That water didn't show up cleared of germs and muddy crap. Someone cleaned it up.


Not Free

Want water for free? You can collect rain water, treat/boil it, filter it yourself and then have a drink. No one will ask for a dime. Except of course you'll have to pay for your bucket, the chlorine (if you choose to use it), the gas if you're going to boil it (unless you go to the woods, get some dead wood since cutting can be illegal and light it like a cave man since matches cost money) and perhaps also the coffee filter/sieve to filter the water one last time.


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Imagine you're the truck driver who had to drive a few hundred miles with that stuff and at the end of the month you're surprised to see that no one's paid you for your work.
Truck Driver: "What the hell man!?!?!"
Employer: "Tough shit. It's water. It's free!"
No, that shit's not going to fly is it?
So the driver won't transport water, the plastic bottle company will refuse to send their stuff to the water bottling facilities and basically what you'll end up with is long lines forming in front of public water fountains. Actually, not even that since tap water supply will also stop.
Stupid fuck commies.
Water is free but only if you get it yourself.